Trash Digga' on the Loose

Published August 16, 2010 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under COP .

It seems arsonists, gangs, murderers & an impending Walmart weren't enough for my beloved Shady Acres. We had to go and get ourselves a Trash Digga'! According to Salmon Cottage, the man in question is a slender 40-ish year old African American with possible ties to Al-Qaeda. Just what was we looking for in our respective trash bins? Whatever it is...it can't be good.

Our Trash Digga' is obviously a novice who carelessly left behind critical evidence. You just know there's all kinds of DNA on that Busch!