There's A New Sheriff In Town!

Published January 23, 2009 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Community News, COP .

Private Eyes is not just an amazing song by Hall and Oates....it's what we do 3 hours a month!!!! That's right. Shady Acres can finally sleep peacefully now that Chincho has completed his training for the Citizens On Patrol program. We will mainly be on the lookout for any suspicious activities. For example, if Chincho spots Casa de Poopoo working in their front yard or Salmon Cottage not drunk, these all meet the Houston Police Department's definition for "suspicious activities" and will now be called in for further investigation. Just what are you yuppies up too??? We'll find out!!!

...Private eyes are watching you (clap, clap)

Of course, every COP needs a theme song while they scope out the 'hood....which reminds me....we totally need a magnifying glass!!!!