The Calm After the Storm!!!!

Published September 25, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Hurricane Season, Ike, Community News .

That's right, bitches....we are back! We survived the wrath of God (AKA Hurricane Ike) and are here to report the aftermath. So much stuff (from Salmon Cottage setting her Husky on fire to Clay Aiken coming out) has gone down....we don't know where to begin. First of all, Chincho would like to apologize to his fans for not updating sooner, but we have been without power for 11 days -- and a certain Salmon colored someone refused to share her generator (we'll get to this later)!

If God/Hurricane Ike did one thing for Chincho, it's that it showed him just where the sinners lived. God would never drop a tree on a Christian -- this we know for sure! Please stay tuned as we recount all of the events that followed Hurricane Ike. Note that we are very grateful that no one in our community was seriously hurt....that we know of -- though we wouldn't mind if a few drug dealers were blown away!!!!