SPLAT!!!!

Published August 10, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Community News .

Shady Acres...Look out! There is a sniper on the loose and you could be the sharpshooter's next victim! On Sunday morning at approx. 8 a.m., we were struck! Chincho was deliberately sought out to send a message to all law abiding Republican Christians in the area. The message being: "A vote for McCain is a vote for more paintball attacks!" You attackers will not deter Chincho from voting for the superior candidate!

However, we must admit that we find it quite peculiar that this nightmare occurred on a weekend when all of our neighbors were out of town. No other home was struck. What are we left to believe?!?! In this game of "Whodunit" EVERYONE is a suspect. On the plus side, we were considering painting our door red...and this attacker/neighbor (?) totally helped us out. We're soooo painting our door red.

We're watching you!