Shady Acres vs. Ike

Published September 12, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Community News, Hurricane Season, Ike .

As the news media is scaring us to death, many Shady Acres residents are busy buying all the plywood they can to board up their lovely homes!!!

Unfortunately for Shady Acres, Chincho is convinced that Ike is heading toward the sinful gayborhood Montrose to finally wipe them off the face of the Earth!!! Chincho equates it to God's version of spring cleaning.

Chincho has agreed to stay in town and protect our neighborhood from looters. Shady Acres will not become another New Orleans on Chincho's watch. Besides most of are scared neighbors have already left!

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While some, like Salmon Cottage, are prepared for the absolute worst (She really admires anything that can blow harder and stronger than she can)...

Others are NOT!!! We hope for there sake they make it out alive!!! So sad.

P.S. More sights and effects from God's wrath will be posted soon!!!