Shady Acres 1st Annual Chili Cook-Off!!!

Published October 05, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Community News, Chili Cook-Off .

We would like to thank everyone for "coming out" (We were just as surprised as you!) yesterday afternoon to participate in the FIRST EVER SHADY ACRES CHILI COOK-OFF!!!!! We had a total off 6 top notch chili specialists who entered in the event (Some were scared of a little friendly competition and dropped out of the contest). Even the lesbians came out to support the cause. But don't you worry...they didn't miss one minute of the 'Sooners game!

The "lovers" at the Smurf House entered a chili that was eerily similar to a canned version of Wolf's chili. We would hope they wouldn't cheat, but one can never tell with those Shady Smurfs...who just so happen to be members of the liberal media.

When Kora's mother was asked just what was her secret ingredient, she quickly responded, "A whole lot of maverickness." It appears someone is way too caught up in the debates!

And finally...a winner was announced. Alex was named the first ever Shady Acres Chili Cook-Off Champion. Not only are the Mexicans taking all of the jobs, but now they are winning contests that date back to Pre-Klan days! Oh, hell no! This will not sit too well with our Republican neighbors.

We cannot wait for next year. We expect ever more participation as Chincho's popularity soars.

Up next: Pumpkin carving contest. Details to come...