Salmon's Not So Generous Generator

Published September 30, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Salmon Cottage, Hurricane Season, Ike .

While the power was out for 11 days, there was only one resident in our quaint community who was able to "barter" and get herself a generator. That's right...Salmon Cottage somehow managed to get her greasy little palms on a generator. When we asked if we could please store some soy milk in her refrigerator, she scoffed,"Oh, look....there's just no room next to the beer and sausage."

All of the neighbors had to suffer through a miserable Houston heat wave, while Salmon Cottage was able to enjoy the comforts of Southern Living. Not once did she invite any of her neighbors over. With friends like Salmon Cottage who needs CenterPoint Energy???