Salmon's False Alarm.

Published October 12, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Fill In The Blank, Salmon Cottage .

Salmon Cottage's home security provider had to make an emergency visit today because it seems she couldn't keep her ________ shut. We hear that not only was it causing false alarms, but also led to a draft in the bedroom.

Maybe the next "false alarm" will be a pregnancy scare...