Salmon Cottage: Drunk or Just Plain Crazy?

Published June 19, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Salmon Cottage .

It was your typical beautiful Wednesday morning in Shady Acres, when out of nowhere Ms. Salmon Cottage backed her Al Gore hating SUV into the newly finished blue cottage behind her. Drunk at 8am??? Why are we not surprised!!! Salmon Cottage has been on a downward spiral for months now! How long before her exposed crotch ends up on CNN?

Shame on you Salmon Cottage! Warning: For anyone who may cross her path - WATCH OUT! Bitch is armed with vodka and should be considered dangerous!