Mother of the Year: Eight Is Not Enough!

Published February 04, 2009 by Chincho the Pug.
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We're already calling it! No one can top this hot mess!

Since it has received so much national attention, we thought we'd add our two cents regarding the bitch that recently gave birth to a litter of octuplets. In our eyes, this woman is a DIVA - not quite Cher, but up there with Aretha Franklin's Inaugural hat!!!! A modern day Aphrodite, who will serve as an example to us all about how sacred and valuable a human life is. It brings a tear to our cynical eye that this woman, now a mother of 14, would not let spinsterhood or bankruptcy keep her from having a family. Kudos to the doctors that helped this woman achieve God's greatest gift: Motherhood.

We can't wait to see this bitch on Oprah, Larry King, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and, possibly, Playboy!