Bloody Sunday

Published February 05, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Shadow, Mother of the Year .

Move over Britney! There is a new Mother of the Year and she lives right here in Shady Acres!

(Notice the standard "#1 Mom" coffee mug has been mysteriously replaced with a wine glass. Just an observation, not a judgement.)

No, that's not Tom Brady after the Super Bowl. It's Shadow (albeit unrecognizable).

Chinchito.com broke the story last week about how La-Tina is trying to desperately get her children down to a size 0 by means of the "Ethiopian-German Work Camp Technique"^TM. Well now, the once reputable nurse, has outdone herself.

She claims Shadow stuck his nose in an opening of a fence (or as people in Montrose call them "glory holes") and a beast on the other side viciously attacked him. And just where was Mommy Dearest? She was too busy texting her hot new date to care.

The saddest moment came as Shadow's blood streamed onto the concrete, La-Tina quipped, "That reminds me...I need to get an AIDS test." Tasteless.