Just asking...

Published November 21, 2007 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Just asking .

The Ten Commandments state "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Gay Neighbor," but there are some covetous hoochies up in Shady Acres. Allow me to explain.

Tina boldly asks, "Mike, can you come over and screw in my light bulbs" (German translation: Willst Du ficken oder was?). In an act of desperation, Marcy invites Mike to a yoga class on Monday (Trailer translation: You get to spend all evening watching me bend over and stretch in tight spandex).

When does being neighborly become neighbor-lay? Just asking.