Shady Ladies

Published June 08, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Community News .

Last night the Who's Who of Shady Acres gathered at the local hotspot Shady Tavern. We had a great time until the liberals came out with their mullets. Wow! Who knew so many lezzies lived in Shady Acres? So many non-Osteen followers in such a close proximity is never a good thing!

Only a lesbian would find it appropriate to give a toddler a beer! They're out trying to destroy the nuclear family! It's time to amend the Constitution!!!

Sam Jow, President Secretary of the Shady Acres Civic Club, also made it! Bad news for Sam...he unknowingly is in some deep sh*t with Chincho. Sam's obvious jealousy of Chincho has resulted in our beautiful property not receiving the Yard of the Month distinction. We think we need a new judge!!! You need someone who is fair, honest and trustworthy...someone like...well...US!

Chinchobama for President!!!