Cookie Monster

Published February 22, 2008 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Chincho's Favorite Things, Girl Scout Cookies .

The weeks of waiting are over! Chincho's shipment of Girl Scout Cookies have arrived. But before he could even take a bite out of his new favorite shortbread cookie, he was appalled by the organization's oppressive and racist packaging.

A group of know-it-all white girls surround a defenseless minority. Sound familiar? Thought so. Oh, let's throw in a rope for good measure. Just what is that young lady about to hang? A human pinata?

Above: Vote for a known racist and get a free box of thin mints. Nice try Girl Scouts!

Chincho would like to remind the organization that their cookies are wonderful and can sell themselves! You do not need to use scare tactics to ensure a profitable bottom line.