Chincho's Hero: Leona Helmsley

Published September 03, 2007 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Leona Helmsley, Goddess .

The goddess that is Leona Helmsley passed away August 20th at her lovely estate in Greenwich, CT. She is survived by her Maltese companion, Trouble, who just so happened to inherit $12 million dollars from the late hotelier! Leona should be applauded. Those lazy grandkids deserve nothing! You hear me? Nothing! Aaron...Mike...ya kinda need to step up your game!

Above: Chincho pictured with his personal assets - the skeletal remains of Miss Octopus and a bouncy yellow ball. Current net worth: Less than $9.