Cheap Labor Costs A Lot!!!!

Published January 19, 2009 by Chincho the Pug.
Filed under Salmon Cottage .

We can exclusively confirm that Salmon Cottage does indeed have her own indentured servant (an Asian presumably from Bellaire) to help her with painting the interior of her home. Rumor has it that her dining room is now a lovely House of Sunshine yellow. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!

However, not all is well in Salmon's cotton fields. It seems that while the indentured servant is obedient, she lacks a bit of common senset. While painting the guest bathroom, the laborer thought it would be a good idea to hang onto the shower curtain rod. She subsequently fell down, bruised her thigh and is now threatening to sue. So let this be a lesson to you yuppies....don't hire anyone hanging out near railroad tracks or in a Blockbuster parking lot!