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Illegal Aliens Rejoice! - August 26, 2010
The city of Houston sky never looked so blue! Well folks, whether we like it or not, Wally Wo...
Chinch N Bits: A Web-Comic - August 24, 2010
COMING SOON!!!! We are very excited about unveiling out latest project: chinchnbits. A web-co...
Not-So-Grand Cherokee - August 23, 2010
We love yuppies and their determination to have a good time. This Cedar Creek patron didn't l...
Open Every Day....Kinda - August 23, 2010
If you're open every day....can you be closed Sunday?!? We be confused. A clinic next door to...
Suck it, Wal-Mart! - August 19, 2010
UGH!!! Nothing upsets Chincho more than seeing poor people shop. So disgusting. He can't even...
The Leaning Tree of Shady Acres - August 18, 2010
No, this isn't Haiti and it isn't a picture of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. This is a...
The Virgin Mabel - August 17, 2010
Unlike most of my friendly neighbors, Mabel Louise knows how to keep her legs closed! We coul...
Trash Digga' on the Loose - August 16, 2010
It seems arsonists, gangs, murderers & an impending Walmart weren't enough for my beloved Sha...
Mabel's Buffet - August 14, 2010
Mabel Louise proves you don't have to be thin to be flexible.
Salmon's Drought - August 12, 2010
Left: Salmon Cottage; Right: The Award Winning House of Sunshine Hmm...while Salmon Cottag...
Yard of the Month - August 11, 2010
We know we have been promising to start blogging again, but to be honest we have been so comp...
Yard of the Month - March 31, 2010
OMG! We may have found Salmon Cottage's soul mate! Seriously! This lovely cottage on 14th Str...
Happy Birthday Chincho! - March 29, 2010
Happy Birthday to our hero: CHINCHO who turned (approximately) 6 years old today! We are so p...
Introducing: Percy Puddin' - March 22, 2010
Our latest foster is Percy Puddin', a former plus-sized model, who has decided to stop over e...
Bitsy's Jam of the Week - March 20, 2010
(OFFICIAL) Riskay Feat. Aviance and Real - Smell Yo DickDJ Quest || NEO EVERY WEDS!!!! | MySpace ...
A Damn Shame! - March 18, 2010
List of Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay on Ranker We are surprised a few of our nei...
Pearlie May Goes Home! - March 15, 2010
It is with great joy (and a little bit of sadness) that we announce that Chincho's dear foste...
Separated at Birth - March 14, 2010
Left: Chincho models jewelry; Right: Oscar, the world's oldest pig
Yard of the Month - March 11, 2010
The last time the Smurf House won Yard of the Month, all of their plants were dead, while a c...
Loser of the Week - March 09, 2010
We once had a business trip to Atlanta and Hertz provided us with a PT Cruiser....our doors d...
Pearlie May: A victim of her beauty - March 08, 2010
This is what happens when men find you irresistible....they gotta have you! Pearlie May has b...
Introducing: Pearlie May - March 04, 2010
Chincho is never one to turn his back on a pug in need, so he opened up his home to his new f...
"God + Jesus Love You," said the homeless dude. - March 03, 2010
Chincho loves a creative homeless person. While most homeless are predictable and simply just...
Yard of the Month - March 02, 2010
While we are still in disbelief over the Smurf House's Yard of the Month award for December, ...
Warning: Rapists on the loose!!! - March 01, 2010
What a tough few months for HPD. Not only is the Heights arsonist still at large, now there a...
Back By Popular Demand!!!! - February 28, 2010
Chincho had abruptly decided to take the winter off as a time to think, to chill, to judge - ...
Maid in Mexico - September 27, 2009
Would it be wrong/too stereotypical if we dress Bitsy as a Mexican housekeeper for Halloween?
A reason to break your diet??? - September 20, 2009
Before you all get to excited, this new dessert is only offered at the McDonald's near Memori...
Who Needs Trash Bags.... - September 15, 2009
...just let the wind take care of it! Nice job Salmon Cottage....pick up another blind Mexica...
Amber's Alert - August 26, 2009
Poor sweet Amber. Locked out and alone. Wonder what Mommy Dearest was busy doing???
Salmon's Cold One...or Six - August 25, 2009
We don't know if it was laziness or the Houston heat or both, but it appears Salmon Cottage has...
Newsflash: Bitsy Won't Freeze This Winter!!!! - August 05, 2009
While some poodles may be shivering from the cold winter nights, Bitsy will be walking comfor...
Separated at Birth - August 04, 2009
Left: Chincho with his pills; Right: Michael Jackson
Loser of the Week - August 03, 2009
Don't text and drive a utility vehicle!
Cruel Summer??? - July 29, 2009
We are currently working on a video showcasing some of Shady Acres finest landscaping. We can...
Major Disappointment - July 28, 2009
It's not often that we share our opinion on such public matters, but we just think it's soooo...
Backyard Dog - July 27, 2009
Chincho unwinding after a long hard day!
Yard of the Month - July 23, 2009
It's not often that we find ourselves speechless, but....Ain't she a beaut!!!! We hear it'...
Let There Be Light!!! - July 20, 2009
It turns out it doesn't take a miracle to get the City of Houston off their lazy asses and in...
Chincho Takes A Backseat... - July 19, 2009
Wow!!! Talk about selecting the wrong model for your ad campaign. We think Chincho was totall...
Separated at Birth - July 18, 2009
Left: Hillary Clinton; Right: Adolf Hitler
Just asking... - July 16, 2009
Chincho spotted these African American beggars on the corner of 11th and Shepherd this aftern...
Franklinstein - July 14, 2009
We apologize that we have been so slow at updating our blog, but a certain chihuahua who will...
Chincho Pays Tribute... - July 07, 2009
Chincho says goodbye to MJ by doing his own version of the "Moonwalk." He makes it looks so e...
Loser of the Week - July 05, 2009
Is this you, Salmon Cottage?
The Man In The Mirror - June 25, 2009
Chincho is now officially the whitest person on the planet!!! You will be missed MJ!!!! XOXO.
Virgin Mary Sighting... - June 23, 2009
Who knew Mary was such a cock block!!! We think we finally found a chastity belt worthy of ou...
Poison Ivy League - June 22, 2009
While everyone's lawns may be dying, we find it very comforting that Casa de Poopoo's poison ...
Huskies 'R' Us - June 15, 2009
We were shocked and disgusted when we saw just what our beloved Target began stocking on thei...
Pug-a-poo - June 08, 2009
WTF is this product about and why are they allowed to display a picture of a pug??? We think ...
Chicken & More - June 02, 2009
We found a new restaurant in our ever growing neighborhood. Tippy's Soul Food: Chicken & More...
Bitsy the Vegetarian??? - June 01, 2009
Bitsy recently tossed around the idea of converting to vegetarianism. Unfortunately for her, ...
Salmon's Anatomy - May 28, 2009
We hate to admit this, but it looks like Chincho may finally have some competitio...
The Little House of Horrors - May 28, 2009
Bad news neighbors. Looks like our perpetual Yard of the Month candidate is back on the marke...
No Itsy Bitsy's! - May 21, 2009
We are pleased to announce that Bitsy's surgery was a complete success!!! She is already anno...
Crop Circles??? - May 19, 2009
We are really starting to think we need this HomeOwner's Association. WTF is going on here? T...
Bitsy's No Octomom! - May 18, 2009
It's rare we have a non-sarcastic moment, but we ask all of you to send Bitsy positive vibes ...
What Would Martha Stewart Do? - May 14, 2009
Just a friendly reminder, it is considered very rude when your guests do not clean up the bro...
Pooping in a yard near you... - May 12, 2009
We are so pleased to announce that everyone's favorite Chihuahua, Bitsy, has finally received...
Jose Osteen??? - May 11, 2009
WTF! Who is this person and why have we not met him???? OMG The tarot cards + poofy hair is t...
Moving On Up!!! - May 08, 2009
Are my eyes deceiving me???? Has anyone else noticed the name change at the Korger located at...
It's a bird, it's a plane... - May 07, 2009
No!!! It's an HPD Helicopter hovering over our homes this evening in hopes of trying to catch...
Cinco De Chincho - May 05, 2009
What began as your typical Cinco de Mayo, quickly turned in to a day to celebrate Chincho's n...
Fleetwood Mac!!!! - May 04, 2009
Ok. So we have been super busy lately...we haven't been able to update you on all the excitin...
Bitsy's Bangin' Beach Bod - April 27, 2009
Despite all of the rain recently, Bitsy is already ready for the beach! She can be seen runni...
The Twin Towers: Stayin' Alive - April 22, 2009
Question: How do you hide the fact that the Twin Towers have been exposed to the Houston elem...
Yard of the Month - April 20, 2009
Wow!!! We couldn't wait until May to unveil our next winner. How have we not noticed this yar...
Chincho: Humanitarian/Model - April 16, 2009
Despite the current recession....our dear Chincho is still able to find work-- as a MODEL!!!!...
Introducing: Sir Franklin - April 15, 2009
We had the honor and privilege of pugsitting Chincho's cousin, Sir Franklin, (undoubtedly nam...
Mommy Dearest Strikes Again! - April 13, 2009
Looks like while someone was out getting liquored up at Cedar Creek, the wolves were locked o...
Happy Easter!!! - April 12, 2009
We at the House of Sunshine hope all of you looked as hot as Bitsy did on Easter!!! Please no...
Yard of the Month - April 07, 2009
Boy, oh boy! You can tell spring is upon us! Way to go Casa de Poopoo...you must tell us your...
COP: Case #3 - Graffiti Bandits - April 06, 2009
This may come as a shock to most of you, but it appears Shady Acres is home to some thugs! Wh...
Mr. Razzle-Dazzle - April 05, 2009
It was like right out of the pages of America's Next Top Model. He we were at Sasha's Boutiqu...
Hag Racing - March 30, 2009
It looks like the latest trend to hit the streets of Shady Acres is electronic wheelchair rac...
Best News Ever!!!! - March 29, 2009
OMG!!!! One more reason to love gentrification....it makes the bad neighbors go bye-bye!!!! T...
COP: Case #2 - The Pickup Mystery - March 23, 2009
Forgive us if we sound a bit cocky, but we were finally able to flex our Citizen On Patrol mu...
Ohhhhh, Rats!!!! - March 23, 2009
Some terrible news Shady Acres. This morning at approximately 5:30, I came face to face with ...
Sibling Rivalry - March 19, 2009
Though the transition from being an only child to having a baby sister hasn't been easy on ou...
Bitsy's Hips Don't Lie - March 17, 2009
Looks like Salmon Cottage is already a poor influence on our innocent baby Bitsy!!!
Shady Acres Chihuahua - March 15, 2009
Chincho's sidekick made her first purchase this weekend....a pink and green crocheted sweater...
Because It's Friday - March 12, 2009
You deserve it!!! It's Friday!!!
Photo of the Year - March 10, 2009
Mike on a recent trip to San Antonio: Priceless.
Separated at Birth - March 09, 2009
Left: Bitsy; Right: Sally Field as The Flying Nun
Puppy Love - March 08, 2009
Yes! Yes! Yes! We are pleased to announce the safe arrival of Chincho's little sister. After ...
When Doves Cry. - March 05, 2009
We aren't one to question Mother Nature, but surely it isn't a coincidence that this lovely d...
The Big One. - March 02, 2009
We've been searching for the "big one" all our life and it turns out it was at some fantastic...
Just asking... - March 01, 2009
You know times are tough when a moonwalk is nicer than your house...
Husky Envy - February 27, 2009
Wow! How much photoshopping did Milk Bone have to do to get Shadow to look like that??? We st...
Chincho & Me - February 23, 2009
This Sunday we had the pleasure of meeting "The Dog Whisperer...of the Gulf Coast" - seriousl...
Recession Got Ya Down??? - February 22, 2009
Hold up!!! How did we not know this was a career choice??? We would love a career doing somet...
Scrambled... - February 19, 2009
Does this look like animal abuse to anyone else??? We are not quite sure what Alex is doing t...
Stanford Tough - February 17, 2009
We would like to apologize for not updating as frequently. Things have been quite hectic this...
Separated at Birth - February 15, 2009
Left: Chincho; Right: Kim Kardashian
Happy Valentine's Day - February 13, 2009
Chincho would like to wish all of you a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY....even you unlovable single pe...
Independent Woman - February 11, 2009
Where my single ladies??? We just can't get enough of this FEMINIST!!! What a great example t...
Our Little Princess - February 09, 2009
We are just a few weeks away from expanding our family. Chincho is super excited that he will...
Majority Rules - February 08, 2009
Though he'd never admit it, we're starting to think Chincho is enjoying having a black man in...
Because It's Friday - February 05, 2009
Something to kick start your Friday!!!! We don't care what anyone says....Katrina is HOT!!!!
Mother of the Year: Eight Is Not Enough! - February 04, 2009
We're already calling it! No one can top this hot mess! Since it has received so much nati...
Takes A Lickin' & Keeps on Tickin' - February 02, 2009
Just wanted to inform y'all that everyone's favorite rotund neighbor on 18th and Durham is al...
What Emergency??? - February 02, 2009
With crime in Shady Acres at an all time high, it's nice knowing that Houston's finest are ha...
Because It's Friday - January 29, 2009
This cracks up up...
COP: Case #1 - Kick the Bucket - January 27, 2009
Culprit: Casa de Poopoo Crime: Mistreatment of Plants We've all seen it on the news -chil...
If Chincho Were A Porn Star... - January 26, 2009
Chincho demonstrates just what keeps the ladies coming back for more!
We're Having a Girl. - January 25, 2009
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are with child! Yaaaay! We are so excited to introduce you to C...
There's A New Sheriff In Town! - January 23, 2009
Private Eyes is not just an amazing song by Hall and Oates....it's what we do 3 hours a month...
Chincho's Book Club: It's Official - January 21, 2009
We thought we would share some good news after a day of misery for our dear ol' Chincho (he r...
Cheap Labor Costs A Lot!!!! - January 19, 2009
We can exclusively confirm that Salmon Cottage does indeed have her own indentured servant (a...
Yard of the Month - January 17, 2009
Move over Salmon Cottage. There's a new hot mess in town! Wow. Speechless. Words alone cannot...
The Vatican Doesn't Lie!!!! - January 15, 2009
In a world of war, disease and economic crises, there is finally some light at the end of the...
Introducing the "Snuggie Blanket" - January 14, 2009
For those of us tired of those difficult blankets and socks....finally a solution we can all ...
Great Textpectations - January 13, 2009
Here at Chinchito.com we get super excited whenever a new word is introduced to our vocabular...
Separated at Birth - January 12, 2009
Left: Meat the Tiger; Right: Michael Jordan
Loser of the Week - January 09, 2009
You know times are tough when Haagen-Daaz gets shut down at Houston's busiest mall, the Galle...
Separated at Birth - January 08, 2009
Left: Katie Holmes signing autographs; Center: Aaron at the "All My Sons" premiere; Right: Al...
Oh Brother (or Sister)!!!!! - January 07, 2009
Exciting news everyone!!!! There is a good chance Chincho may be getting a brother or sister ...
The New Monica Lewinsky? - January 05, 2009
In this picture, Alex is surprised because someone busted a load of _____________ all over hi...
Just asking... - January 04, 2009
Has anyone seen our favorite obese neighbor on the corner of 18th and Durham??? Last time we ...
So Long 2008... - January 01, 2009
Chincho would like to wish all of his fans a very prosperous and spiritual 2009!!! For Chi...
Separated at Birth - December 30, 2008
Left: Santa Chincho; Right: Madonna
Separated at Birth - December 29, 2008
Left: Friend of Salmon Cottage; Right: "Growing Up with Tamales" character
The Best Part of Waking Up... - December 28, 2008
Though Chincho was showered with many lavish gifts this year, his favorite had to be a box of...
Merry Chinchmas to You All!!!! - December 25, 2008
Whether you were naughty or nice, we hope all of you are enjoying the Holiday season!!!! A...
Are We Hallucinating??? - December 22, 2008
Don't blink now, but it appears the Twin Towers are back on track!!! We spotted several suspi...
Some May Call This Art... - December 21, 2008
We call this obscene!!!! Look at what we found across from the lodge on 16th and Beall!!!! Th...
Chincho's Book of the Month - December 19, 2008
Still haven't found that special someone that special gift??? Well, don't you panic! We have ...
OMG!!! Who Knew There Was Even A Video??? - December 16, 2008
WOWWWW!!!! Ah, the good ol' days when George was straight! Enjoy!!!!!
Hit and Run - December 15, 2008
We always thought Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, but that is not the case at Salmon Cott...
The 2nd Annual Black Pug Gift Exchange! - December 14, 2008
We would like to thank everyone for making The 2nd Annual Black Pug Gift Exchange a huge succ...
Separated at Birth - December 11, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: Scared Poodle Doll on sale at Lowe's
Loser of the Week - December 10, 2008
Looks like we may have found Salmon Cottage's soulmate. This gentleman was riding around Mont...
Lights, Camera, ... Disappointment - December 09, 2008
These are tough economic times!!! Salmon Cottage obviously decided to scale things back this ...
Just A Friendly Reminder... - December 08, 2008
But where will the drag queens go??? We are a little annoyed with Berryhill's obvious discrim...
Chincho's Vineyard - December 06, 2008
Chincho spent the day at a fabulous PugHearts fund raiser at Haak Winery located in Santa Fe...
It's December 3rd & Still No Sign of Christmas... - December 03, 2008
House of Sunshine: We've got spirit! Yes we do!!! We've got spirit! How 'bout you? Salmon ...
Houston, You Have the AIDS!!!! - December 02, 2008
Bad news neighbors! Houston was not content with just being the fattest city in the country, ...
Not Everyone Is In The Holiday Spirit... - December 01, 2008
Everyone please be on alert as several cars on 18th Street were recently broken into!!!! Repo...
'Tis The Season - November 30, 2008
It looks like Shady Acres is in the Christmas spirit early this year as all most of the neigh...
It Just Wouldn't Be Black Friday Without... - November 29, 2008
We just thought we'd spread some holiday cheer: In the first, a temporary Wal-Mart employe...
The Virgin Rosemary - November 28, 2008
Salmon Cottage has her HailRosemary Tree out!!!! That can only mean one thing: Christmas is c...
Bringin' Turkey Back... - November 27, 2008
We hope everyone had a wonderful day with friends and family!!!! Our fennel seed turke...
Separated at Birth - November 27, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: Noodle Anne
It's Gonna Be OKKK!!!! - November 25, 2008
Chincho has not been himself since the "election" and has been consulting his favorite White...
Chincho's Movie Review: "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" - November 24, 2008
Chincho couldn't wait to see the followup to the original "Sisterhood" movie!!! When he learn...
Fortune Teller - November 23, 2008
While dining at our favorite authentic Asian bistro, PF Chang's, the waiter surprised us with...
Burger Queens - November 20, 2008
Move over Cedar Creek, there's now more than one place to get your beef!!!! That's right guys...
Just Because... - November 20, 2008
He is soooo cute!!!! P.S. News on Shady Acres first and only gay club In 'N Out coming soon!
Gay, Gay, Go Away!!!! - November 19, 2008
--> Due to incriminating evidence this photo was removed at salmon's request. Looks like Salmon...
Wayman Chapel's Message of the Week: - November 18, 2008
Don't be a Christian in name only. Now I wonder which salmon colored neighbor they could b...
Madonna Live: Sticky and Sweet - November 17, 2008
Madonna!!!!!! What a GREAT concert on Sunday night!!! We didn't think it was possible for us ...
Julieta, Thou Art Mine - November 16, 2008
We are sooo lucky. We were fortunate enough to witness Julieta Venegas LIVE at the Arena Thea...
The Not-So Itsy Bitsy Spider - November 13, 2008
After Ike hit, I thought I lost some of the pictures taken of the aftermath. Thankfully, I ha...
Separated at Birth - November 12, 2008
Left: Chincho the Tugboat; Right: Theodore Tugboat
Happy ShallowQueen!!!! - November 11, 2008
We don't know how we let this one go un-posted!!! Salmon Cottage put on her sexiest gown and ...
Proposition 8 Inches - November 10, 2008
This past weekend, Chincho was invited to one of this season's most anticipated parties: The ...
McCain/Palin Recognize Chincho... - November 09, 2008
Such gracious losers! We were totally surprised when we found this tear jerking personalized ...
We're Going to Miss You Sarah!!!! - November 06, 2008
Oh, what could have been. She would have made the next 4 years so much more fun!!! Who wants ...
Separated at Birth - November 05, 2008
Left: President Barack Obama; Right: President David Palmer from the hit TV series '24'
Loser of the Week - November 05, 2008
Yes...these "college kids" are playing Guitar Hero in the trunk of someone's car...ON THE SID...
Gay for Pay-lin!!!!! - November 04, 2008
What you mean she's gotta move back to Alaska?!?!?!? Say it isn't so!!!! Chincho is distra...
Chincho the Plumbler - November 03, 2008
We're coming down to the wire!!!! We are approximately 24 hours away from knowing who the nex...
Separated at Birth - November 02, 2008
Left: Salmon Cottage's "special" pumpkin; Right: Corky from "Life Goes On"
Disconnecticut! - November 01, 2008
After an action packed weekend in NYC, we decided to head off to the peaceful state of Connec...
Happy Halloween!!! - October 30, 2008
0 Calories, 100% Love. Who doesn't love a taco, right??? Chincho decided to put a modern spin...
Bridge to Nowhere. - October 29, 2008
Ah, yes. No trip to NYC would be complete without walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. It's no...
Encore!!! Yawn-core!!!! - October 28, 2008
Our second night in the Big Apple was spent watching the greatly hyped Broadway Play "Equus",...
The Big O! - October 27, 2008
After arriving in NYC in the late afternoon, we spent our first evening watching the newly re...
Live from New York... - October 26, 2008
Hola everyone!!! We are BACK from our 10-day journey to the Big Apple. We experienced so much...
The Big Apple - October 16, 2008
Oh my. We are so sorry we failed to give you illegally recorded NKOTB concert footage, but we...
We've Got the Right White Stuff, Baby! - October 15, 2008
OMG! What a way to kick off our vacation!!!! We are going to see NKOTB tomorrow night at Toyo...
Salmon's Web - October 14, 2008
Guess who??? Which one of our immature neighbors thought it would be hilarious to make fun of...
Eat Your Heart Out Alaska... - October 13, 2008
The soccer moms of America have a new love! You heard it here first!!!! Click here to hear al...
A Smurfy Graveyard. - October 13, 2008
We think the Smurf House is taking their Halloween decor a little too far. Seriously, is it n...
Salmon's False Alarm. - October 12, 2008
Salmon Cottage's home security provider had to make an emergency visit today because it seems...
Homer and His Big Mouth - October 10, 2008
It looks as if Homer is ready to accept his punishment. Let this be a lesson to all...
Separated at Birth - October 08, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: A Grand Dragon
Spunky Brewster - October 08, 2008
Finally, a cookie with our favorite ingredient: SPUNK! Mmm. Talk about "all natural."
Amber Alert. - October 07, 2008
We hear from Salmon Cottage that her "sweet" Amber was put in TIME OUT at Molly's Mutthouse. ...
Is the Smurf House Battling Depression??? - October 06, 2008
We couldn't help but notice a book placed just a few feet away from the Smurf House. We had t...
Shady Acres 1st Annual Chili Cook-Off!!! - October 05, 2008
We would like to thank everyone for "coming out" (We were just as surprised as you!) yesterda...
You Know You're in Texas When... - October 03, 2008
Way to go Smurf House! You have taken white trash to a whole new level. Not only have you bro...
It's My Way or the Pei Wei! - October 02, 2008
BUSTED! Its seems our Semen Salmon Cottage was caught trolling for men at the hip Asian bistr...
Stall of Fame - October 01, 2008
Remarkable! There are many talented folks in Shady Acres. Not only do we have an endless supp...
Salmon's Not So Generous Generator - September 30, 2008
While the power was out for 11 days, there was only one resident in our quaint community who ...
Shadow Kicks Wears the Bucket. - September 29, 2008
Faced with the rising cost of hiring illegal migrant workers, Salmon Cottage had no other opt...
Happy 5th Birthday Chincho! - September 29, 2008
This past weekend Chincho celebrated his 5th birthday! Our little angel is all grown up! We d...
Salmon's Secret Sausage: Fat and Juicy! - September 28, 2008
After the storm passed, the residents of Shady Acres gathered in their favorite spot ("in the...
Hurricane Ike Rips a Hole Through Shady Acres... - September 26, 2008
...And it didn't feel good!!!! The day after Ike raped Shady Acres, Chincho went out to asses...
The Million Dollar Question... - September 26, 2008
Before God's wrath was unleashed upon the sinners of Galveston & Shady Acres, there was only ...
The Calm After the Storm!!!! - September 25, 2008
That's right, bitches....we are back! We survived the wrath of God (AKA Hurricane Ike) and ar...
In The Dark - September 18, 2008
Hello everyone. Just wanted to let you all know that we survived Hurricane Ike!!! Unfortunately, ...
Shady Acres vs. Ike - September 12, 2008
As the news media is scaring us to death, many Shady Acres residents are busy buying all the ...
Like A Prayer - September 11, 2008
Holy Crap! It doesn't get much better than this. We couldn't make this up even if we wanted t...
Chincho Isn't One to Brag... - September 10, 2008
But recent polls show McCain/Palin beating NObama/Biden!!! Chincho called it from the very be...
Hurricane Ike Is Coming!!! - September 10, 2008
You don't want to play around with a Hurricane named Ike. Remember what he did to Tina??? Be ...
Soooooul Train!!!! - September 10, 2008
While hanging out at Meteor one Saturday evening, Alex and I found our new dance move we plan...
Pug of War - September 09, 2008
Finally someone who can stand up to Rose's bullying ways! Rose must not have gotten the memo ...
Chincho Strikes Back...in the Name of Palin!!! - September 09, 2008
Homer was a victim of a drive-by shooting after he made insensitive remarks about the Governo...
Separated at Birth - September 08, 2008
Left: Kora the Sexplorer; Right: Amber
Duck, Duck, Noose!!! - September 08, 2008
Chincho was out this weekend enjoying a nice stroll down 17th Street, when he stumbled upon a...
Open Mouth, Insert Foot - September 04, 2008
You will love this!!!!
Move over Betty Crocker!!!! - September 04, 2008
Wow! Wow! Wow! It doesn't get much bigger than this. Last week we mentioned to one of Chincho...
Ace of Spade - September 04, 2008
Since so many of you were concerned about the health of Kora the Explorer, we thought we'd pu...
Into the Wild - September 03, 2008
Okay...we know we are a little late with this, but we thought it was a joke. We wanted to mak...
It's Like A Message From God!!!! - September 03, 2008
Salmon Cottage, who lately has been questioning her mothering techniques (or lack thereof), r...
Good Luck Kora the Explorer!!!! - September 03, 2008
Our dear neighbor Kora is going under the knife this morning and having her womanhood stolen ...
Headline or Gay Porn??? - September 01, 2008
You decide!
Shocker of the Year!!!! - August 31, 2008
We didn't see this one coming!!! Our dearest neighbors, who would like to amend the Constitut...
Happy Birthday to ME!!!! - August 28, 2008
OK. It doesn't get much gayer than this! It turns out somewhere over the rainbow leads you st...
Dead Man Blogging - August 27, 2008
Shoot me! I'm thirty!!!! Now that I am hours away from being dead to the gay world, I though...
Just asking... - August 26, 2008
Which Mother of the Year candidate has repeatedly removed the cone from her injured pooch's h...
Separated at Birth - August 25, 2008
Left: Amber; Right: Homey D. Clown
Happy 30th Birthday Alex!!!! - August 24, 2008
Chincho hopes you have a great birthday!!!! From what I remember it was a HOT party!!!!
You Make the Call - August 22, 2008
Has Salmon Cottage been beat at her own twisted game??? You decide. Is this the same couch th...
Couch Potato - August 22, 2008
There's more trouble in paradise!!! It seems someone has confused our nicely manicured alley ...
Chincho's Consumer Report: Beer Gone Wrong!!!! - August 20, 2008
Another reason to hate the Dallas/Ft Worth area! We were doing are weekly shopping at Spec's ...
Ice Queen Cone - August 19, 2008
Poor Amber must wear a cone (the Shady Acres version of the "Scarlet A") because she would no...
Separated at Birth - August 19, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: Jennifer "Flashdance" Beals
The Return of CUTS - August 18, 2008
We would like to thank everyone who came out for the return of Chincho Under the Smog. It is ...
When Art Imitates Life... - August 17, 2008
What better way to offer your guests a toothpick??? We cannot believe we found this masterpie...
Separated at Birth - August 15, 2008
Left: Chincho; Right: Gold Medalist Michael Phelps
When the Hoeing Gets Tough... - August 14, 2008
Salmon Cottage hires Mexicans! That's right! Looks like the summer heat has gotten the best o...
Desperate Times... - August 14, 2008
We wonder why KHOU isn't whoring out their news cast all over the Gayleria??? Fox has plaster...
Separated at Birth - August 13, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: Sharon Brown, the lady suing Victoria Osteen
Broadway Just Got a Little Gayer - August 13, 2008
Not only are we going to NYC in October, BUT we got tickets to see the new play "Equus" on Br...
Chincho's Consumer Report - August 12, 2008
We'd like to take this time to introduce a new segment on chinchito.com: Chincho's Consumer R...
A Walk in the Park - August 11, 2008
This past weekend, Chincho finally got the courage to brave the heat and visit Downtown Houst...
SPLAT!!!! - August 10, 2008
Shady Acres...Look out! There is a sniper on the loose and you could be the sharpshooter's ne...
Gordito, NOT Chinchito! - August 09, 2008
The title says it all! We think we found the perfect stocking stuffer for our zaftig neighbor...
The Real Dark Knight!!!! - August 07, 2008
We hear that things are so horrible at Salmon Cottage that poor sweet Shadow resorted to over...
Chincho of the Jungle - August 06, 2008
While most lawns in Shady Acres have turned an odd shade of yellow, Salmon Cottage has contin...
Chincho's Anatomy - August 05, 2008
Shady Acres, we must ask all of you to help prevent the spread of displaced Veterinarians in ...
Shady Acres Gets Prepared!!!! - August 04, 2008
Here is the scene from the Walgreens on 20th. Looks like no one in Shady Acres will die of th...
Loser of the Week - August 04, 2008
We saw it happen!!!! The loser lady in the Buick ran the red light and smashed into the Lexus...
Separated at Birth - August 03, 2008
Left: White Linen @ Heights craftswoman; Right: Marge Simpson
You Know You're in Texas When... - August 01, 2008
WTF? And yes...the arms move!!!!
Just asking... - July 30, 2008
Which neighbor of Chincho considers this sad image to be grass??? Chincho hasn't seen them wa...
In 'N Out - July 30, 2008
In 'N Out is not just Shady Acres first and only gar bar -- it's a way of life! We can't beli...
Separated at Birth - July 29, 2008
Left: Kora the Explorer; Right: Vintage Diana Ross
Yard of the Month - July 28, 2008
We are simply beside ourselves. We didn't think we'd be able to find a yard that could compet...
Kora the Explorer - July 27, 2008
Introducing: Kora the Explorer!!!! Kora made her social debut Saturday evening at the good ol...
Out With the Old... - July 26, 2008
It's official! Chinchito.com is back and better than ever!!! A very special thank you goes to...
Because It's Friday... - July 25, 2008
Another classic.
The Black Knight - July 25, 2008
WOW! We just got in from seeing "The Dark Knight" and we were simply blown away! By far the b...
A Sight To See - July 24, 2008
There is an amazing waterfall to view on the corner of 18th Street and TC Jester. Please take...
Loser of the Week - July 23, 2008
Above: A girl celebrates turning 15 (or quincinera) by wearing her "party" dress and walking ...
If Our Neighbor Was A Tire... - July 22, 2008
As if our streets weren't dirty enough...Now KumHos are taking over! We hope we don't wreck i...
Viva Selena! - July 21, 2008
Hola everyone! We're back from our weekend getaway to San Antonio! We had a lot of fun and at...
Trash Can-cer! - July 18, 2008
We are simply in awe of Salmon Cottage's generosity. Not only does this woman rescue Huskies,...
Separated at Birth - July 18, 2008
Left: Alex; Right: Unknown Hispanic man cramping Alex's style This is why we don't shop at...
Spotted... - July 18, 2008
Which Shady Acres German resident was seen harvesting as much Wandering Jew as possible with...
Father Figure - July 17, 2008
George Michael performs one of Chincho's all time most favorite songs ever!!! This ones for y...
House of Sunshine's Inconvenient Truth - July 16, 2008
A special Shady Acres THANK YOU to the folks at KHOU Channel 11 for helping spread the word a...
I Want Your Sex!!!! - July 15, 2008
George Michael. Last night. Toyota Center. Amazing!!! We will be singing "Careless Whisper" a...
From Going Green to Going Hollywood??? - July 14, 2008
This just in! Local TV station KHOU Channel 11 - home of the famous Debra Duncan - was seen f...
Pick Up On Aisle 9! - July 14, 2008
All we can say is thank goodness for Chincho's acute sense of hearing or who knows what might...
Loser of the Week - July 14, 2008
All of the idiots standing in line at the Galleria Apple store!!! Chincho would rather spend ...
Salmon Cottage Goes Green...Sort Of! - July 11, 2008
We must applaud Salmon Cottage's efforts of trying to conserve gas by opting to walk to the n...
I Dream of Weenies! - July 10, 2008
Above: Chincho has his very first nightmare! He dreamt a black liberal became president and g...
Plant Cemetary - July 09, 2008
On his many daily walks throughout the neighborhood, Chincho cannot help but notice the rapid...
Betty Cracker - July 08, 2008
Above: Mike, in full Klan regalia, can be seen enslaving an inferior chocolate cake in pure w...
Separated at Birth - July 07, 2008
Left: Hector the Owl; Right: The Tootsie Roll Pop Owl
Bye, Bye Birdie - July 05, 2008
Above: Mike stars in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Tired of cleaning up after a family of ...
Double Chin-cho! - July 05, 2008
Just because it's Independence Day doesn't mean we won't take a minute to gay it up!!! We ju...
Chew On This - July 03, 2008
Is this some liberals idea of a chew toy??? Chincho gasped at 16th Street's idea of a joke! A...
Gay It Forward!!! - July 03, 2008
Right off the Paris runways!!! Chincho NEEDS this Juicy Couture silver sequins robe!!!! How h...
Because Chincho Cares... - July 02, 2008
Chincho couldn't help but notice Little Miss Sunshine's Salmon's horrible attitude lately! Li...
To Juan Foo - July 01, 2008
Not surprisingly, Alex has taken his first steps (literally) toward becoming a drag queen! An...
Chincho Gets A Facelift! - July 01, 2008
Exciting news everyone!!! Chinchito.com is getting a much needed facelift! The new and improv...
Chincho Wants You... - June 29, 2008
To be his friend!!!! Chincho now has an official facebook page!!! Feel free to add him as one...
What Recession??? - June 27, 2008
Above: The Big Spender, also known as Salmon Cottage, can be seen on her weekly shopping spre...
A Shady Acres Landmark - June 26, 2008
There is some sad news floating around this neighborhood of ours. There are a group of reside...
Texas Tea - June 25, 2008
Above: Mike and his far from perfect neighbor can be seen white trashin' it up on the House o...
Who Needs Indoor Plumbing??? - June 24, 2008
Warning to all Smurf House visitors...it seems our blue neighbors are a little behind the tim...
Loser of the Week - June 23, 2008
Our very own Salmon Cottage will always find new and unique ways to spend her money. Last wee...
Separated at Birth - June 22, 2008
Left: The Cast of Diff'rent Strokes; Right: Angelina Jolie & Family Mr. Drummond: The Orig...
Touch My Body! - June 20, 2008
Proof that Chincho has been watching waaay too many Mariah Carey videos! Chincho - tired from...
Loser of the Week - June 20, 2008
A yuppie uses a neighborhood Valero to fill her Pilates ball with air. Seriously!
Salmon Cottage: Drunk or Just Plain Crazy? - June 19, 2008
It was your typical beautiful Wednesday morning in Shady Acres, when out of nowhere Ms. Salmo...
If You Build It, They Will Come - June 18, 2008
It seems the Smurf Cottage is attracting some unwanted visitors with their state of the art A...
Spotted... - June 17, 2008
Which Shady Acres resident's jealous ex returned to the home of his former lover only to forc...
Beat the Summer Heat! - June 15, 2008
Gas prices got you down??? Well, here is one ingenious way to make your SUV even more fuel ef...
Pretty in Kink - June 13, 2008
Watch out neighbors! There is a tranny on the loose and the bitch is bold! HE was seen runnin...
You Have Disease, We Have "The Cure"!!!! - June 12, 2008
For the first time in a long time ever, we have nothing witty or sarcastic to say! It's The C...
The Blue Lagoon - June 11, 2008
Well, well, well! Looks like The Smurf House is trying really hard to win the Yard of the Mon...
Miracle on Beall Street - June 09, 2008
You don't need to travel to Mexico to catch a glimpse of the Virgin Mary!!! We witnessed a mo...
Shady Ladies - June 08, 2008
Last night the Who's Who of Shady Acres gathered at the local hotspot Shady Tavern. We had a ...
Our Alma Mater Doesn't Matter! - June 06, 2008
Bad news HISD. According to the Houston Chronicle, the State has ordered Sam Houston High - t...
Separated at Birth - June 05, 2008
Left: X-ray of an 8-yr old who swallowed 30 magnets; Right: Shadow
Encore!!!! Encore!!!! - June 04, 2008
Here is Belanova performing their hit single "Sonar" live at Htown Arena Theater. Caution:...
How the West Was Won! - June 03, 2008
Yet another example proving Chincho has no idea he is black!
It's Showtime... - June 01, 2008
It's official!!!! Chincho Under the Smog is a huge success! From KHOU producers to Houston's ...
Like A Virgin - June 01, 2008
What a day!!!! First we get GREAT seats to Madonna and then we have a Virgin Mary sighting!!!...
Giving the "Gay"leria New Meaning - May 30, 2008
First they want to get married and now they want your money! Aren't Elton John's donations en...
Chincho Under the Smog! - May 29, 2008
Wow! We are just so excited we cannot contain ourselves. Chincho had a dream, and like MLK be...
Separated at Birth - May 28, 2008
Left: Then; Right: Now
Global Cooling - May 27, 2008
It's the end of an era! Mike has officially gotten rid of his 13 miles per gallon 2003 Dodge ...
Yard of the Month - May 26, 2008
We are a bit early for June, but we just couldn't wait!!!! When we saw the work our new frien...
Kickin' It Memphis Style!!!! - May 25, 2008
We're back from our "work trip" to a small town on the outskirts of Memphis called Colliervil...
Missing or Unwanted? You decide. - May 22, 2008
While walking down Heights Blvd. last Sunday, Chincho couldn't help but to notice the increas...
Separated at Birth - May 21, 2008
Left: Chincho and Mike talk politics; Right: Carrie and Miranda discuss men over Magnolia Bak...
The Monday Blues - May 19, 2008
Hola amigos! Our real job decided at the last minute that we needed to visit the Memphis offi...
Best. Concert. Ever. - May 19, 2008
Wow! Talk about an amazing concert!!!! We had the best time at Belanova's concert last night!...
Separated at Birth - May 17, 2008
Left: Mike enjoys a chocolate banana; Right: Pamela Anderson enjoys Tommy Lee's banana
Open House!!! - May 16, 2008
Okay everyone...we know you love and trust your neighborhood, but leaving your garage door op...
Banana Re-pubic - May 15, 2008
Mike knows he has two options: He can either eat his chocolate frozen banana or he can put it...
Beaches and Cream - May 14, 2008
While Wal-Mart is out destroying this country, Target comes along and brightens our day! They...
From Morocco With Love... - May 13, 2008
As uncomfortable as this may be for us Right Wingers, something must be said!!! Chincho woke ...
You've Got Crabs!!!! - May 11, 2008
Chincho spent this weekend on Crystal Beach for the 23rd Annual Crab Festival!!! As you can s...
Yawn of the Month - May 09, 2008
Shady Acres has done it again! They have awarded another snoozer!!!! What is this...like a 3x...
Just asking... - May 08, 2008
Which 16th Street couple is so afraid of a friendly Mario Kart race with Casa de Sunshine tha...
Elephants Never Forget! - May 07, 2008
Some people force their opinions and beliefs down your throat, while others, like Chincho, pr...
Separated at Birth - May 06, 2008
Left: Alex working it on Halloween; Right: Spanish Flower waitress celebrates Cinco de Mayo...
Happy Birthday Marcy!!!! - May 06, 2008
That's right Marcy! For your birthday, you get to pet Chincho's head!
Happy Chincho de Mayo!!!! - May 05, 2008
Chincho would like to wish you all of you Mexican lovers a blessed Cinco de Mayo!!! Where wou...
My Dog & Me: The Truth Under the Fur! - May 04, 2008
Beware Shady Acres residents!!! There is a pit bull on the loose!!! We have received several ...
Yard of the Month: Fixed??? - May 01, 2008
Chincho was very upset that he did not win Shady Acres inaugural Yard of the Month competitio...
Separated at Birth - May 01, 2008
Left: Mike takes time out in Chicago to smell the flowers; Right: Chincho loves springtime!
Spotted... - April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008: What local builder's handyman was caught suspiciously pulling out ...
We're Back Houston!!!! - April 29, 2008
Fret no more America!!!! Chincho is back and completely refreshed from our hiatus to Chicago!...
Springtime in Shady Acres... - April 23, 2008
It's springtime in Texas, but not at Casa de Poopoo. Looks like they are in for one harsh win...
Best Bday Gift Ever!!!! - April 23, 2008
Not to insult our immediate neighbors, but 16th Street Rocks. It's not even Mike's Bday and h...
More from the Yard Sale - April 22, 2008
Need a matching pair of prehistoric styled decorative pillows? Look no further. Salmon Cottag...
Yard Sales for Dummies - April 21, 2008
Step 1: Marketing. Alex wasn't named Marketing Director of the 1st Annual Shady Acres Yard Sa...
Separated at Birth - April 18, 2008
Left: Casa de Poopoo's tree attacks Chincho; Right: Evil Apple Tree in the Wizard of Oz
You Won't Wanna Miss This!!!! - April 17, 2008
Attention all Shady Acres residents!!!! It's time for the groundbreaking 1st Annual Shady Acr...
License to Kill - April 16, 2008
Seriously?!?! Why must we always get stuck behind the craziest drivers? We really felt all wa...
Just asking... - April 15, 2008
Is that a limb in your trash can or are you just happy to see me? What would Freud say abo...
The Sky is Falling!!!!! - April 14, 2008
No! It's just Casa de Poopoo's tree!!! You should have seen it. It was like a scene from The ...
Casa de Poopoo Poops! - April 11, 2008
We hate to be picky, BUT looks like someone needs to trim!!! Chincho is in a daze. His backya...
Separated at Birth - April 10, 2008
Left: Chincho gets his hair did; Right: A young lady visits the Beauty Salon
In the Battle of Tropical Paradises... - April 09, 2008
It's House of Sunshine: 1, Salmon Cottage: 0. Who would have imagined that a couple of lim...
Just asking... - April 09, 2008
Does anyone have any dirt on the mysterious "B" leaving rude messages on our blog???? Please ...
The House of Tar - April 08, 2008
Nice stairs! Could tar on your front stoop be the next big thing? El Cottage de Poopoo has al...
When Nessie Met Nellie. - April 07, 2008
Above: Chincho and I bumped into the Loch Ness Monster. Ol' Nessie was swimming the shores of...
Happy 29th Birthday Austin!!!! - April 05, 2008
May you grow nice and old....so Leigh can make fun of your grey private hairs (like she does ...
The Baby Flusher! - April 04, 2008
According to the Houston Chronicle: "An autopsy confirmed on Thursday that a baby delivere...
Meat Market - April 03, 2008
Take a look at our new sponsor! The carniceria (Mexicano for mean market) on N. Main has a lo...
Separated at Birth - April 02, 2008
Left: Tina's Tropical Paradise; Right: Maui, Hawaii
Chincho vs. Texas Wildflowers - March 31, 2008
Watch Chincho pummel the Texas Wildflowers to the ground! Take that!!!!
Copy Cat - March 31, 2008
Above: Salmon Cottage adds a little pizazz to her back porch. They say that imitation ...
When Palm Trees Attack!!!! - March 28, 2008
Here at chinchito.com, we support our neighbor's right to create her version of a tropical pa...
Silent Knight - March 26, 2008
Just as Chincho was finally warming up to the Knights, they decided they were no longer inter...
Separated at Birth - March 26, 2008
Left: Alex Regaldo; Right: American Idol Top 10 Finalist David Archuleta
Ever Wonder... - March 25, 2008
...what happened to Salmon Cottage's Christmas tree? Looks like she planted it on Bevis and T...
Separated at Birth - March 24, 2008
Left: Chincho falls asleep in a field of wildflowers; Right: Dorothy sleeps after being put u...
Happy Easter! - March 22, 2008
Chincho would like to wish all of you a very pleasant Easter holiday!!!!
Loser of the Week - March 22, 2008
LA JOYA — Authorities suspect a 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull was accidental...
Watch Out Edwards Theaters!!!! - March 21, 2008
The drive-in theater is back! Only the Shady Acres residents could come up with something so ...
Mark Your Calendars! - March 21, 2008
The date has been set! The 1st Annual* Shady Acres Garage Sale will be held on Saturday, Apri...
Beverly Hills 9021-Oh My God! - March 20, 2008
This is just too good to not mention! God has answered our prayers!!! There will be a 90210 s...
Nightmare On 18th Street! - March 19, 2008
Look at what we bumped into in San Fran! Eerie coincidence or tragic foreshadowing? Don't let...
San Fran-Crisco - March 18, 2008
We're back and gayer than ever! We have returned from our lovely trip to San Francisco. We've n...
Just asking... - March 13, 2008
Question: What do you call a city full of sinners? Answer: San Francisco Chincho is on a mi...
Yard of the Month - March 10, 2008
We bet last month's winner (the glorious Salmon Cottage) is going to be pissed!!! Look at the...
It's Official... - March 09, 2008
In case you haven't noticed Shady Acres, the Queens are taking over! Save yourself!
White Trash - March 09, 2008
On Chincho's Saturday morning walk through the neighborhood, he came face to face with his wo...
Nurse Tina Tried To Kill Me!!! - March 07, 2008
A few months ago Mike and I were feeling a little under the weather. Naturally, we consulted ...
Get Well Soon!!!! - March 07, 2008
It's been a sad couple of days for Chincho. First Hillary wins Texas and now a hometown hero ...
Capitol Hill-ary - March 06, 2008
Don't cry for me Argentina USA!!!! Mrs. Hillary does her best Evita impersonation as she enjo...
Super Tuesday - March 05, 2008
Will Chincho's very controversial political endorsement be enough to win Texas tonight????? S...
Fashion Cents - March 04, 2008
Our neighbor Marcy is out to prove that blondes DO have more fun! This wild child is daring e...
Garden of Tina - March 03, 2008
Looks like Mother of the Year is already looking to improve on her award winning yard. We wil...
Where Are They Now? - March 01, 2008
The real highlight of our trip to Tupelo was learning that David Duke went from Presidential...
The King and I - March 01, 2008
Above: Aaron sits where a young Elvis once sat (the only thing Tupelo has to offer). We can d...
Time Warp - February 28, 2008
Soon after landing in Mayberry Tupelo, Chincho was transported back to the '50s. We were startl...
The Barack Attack - February 27, 2008
A decision has been made. Chincho has carefully studied each of the candidates and has decided ...
Chincho's Word of the Day - February 26, 2008
Spicnic: an excursion or outing in which the Mexican participants carry food, guitars & pinat...
Happy Birthday Jarrod!!!! - February 25, 2008
Chincho would like to wish Jarrod a very Happy 28th Birthday!!!! Jarrod celebrated the big day ...
Super Tuesday - February 24, 2008
ATTENTION!!!! Please make it a point to visit our site this Tuesday when Chincho will announc...
Happy 7th Birthday Kaitlyn!!!! - February 23, 2008
We (especially Mike) cannot wait for your Hannah Montana themed party!!!! It's gonna rock!!!!!!...
Cookie Monster - February 22, 2008
The weeks of waiting are over! Chincho's shipment of Girl Scout Cookies have arrived. But bef...
Caution: Watch Your Step! - February 20, 2008
While scoping out the new properties behind the House of Sunshine, Chincho stumbled across a la...
Public Service Announcement - February 19, 2008
We would like to remind all of the Shady Acres residents that if you (you know who you are) d...
Weed In, Weed Out! - February 17, 2008
More sad news Shady Acres! The Garden of Tina is officially closed for business after some va...
Happy Valentine's Day!!! - February 15, 2008
Photo by RM Photography (832) 633-9005 Chincho would like to wish you all a very HAPPY VALENTI...
Best in Show??? - February 14, 2008
Congratulations are in order for Buzz's cousin, Uno, who won Best in Show at this year's Westmi...
Yard of the Month: Garden of Tina - February 12, 2008
Attention Shady Acres! There are two types of people in this neighborhood. We have those who im...
Gently Gentrifying - February 10, 2008
It's the end of an era! Terrible news Shady Acres! The once thriving trailer park, located...
Strike A Pose! - February 08, 2008
Photo by RM Photography (832) 633-9005 To quote Bananarama: "He's got it...Yeah, baby, he's go...
School House Rock - February 07, 2008
Exciting news everyone!!!! Chincho started day care this past Monday at Molly's Mutt House and ...
Separated at Birth - February 06, 2008
Left: Shadow; Right: Gene Simmons from KISS
Bloody Sunday - February 05, 2008
Move over Britney! There is a new Mother of the Year and she lives right here in Shady Acres!...
A Message to Heathens - February 01, 2008
You can run, but you can't hide! Chincho sees you!!! Shady Acres is full of gay liberal baby ki...
Happy Birthday Leigh - January 31, 2008
Happy Birthday Leigh!!! Chincho hopes you have a ball on your birthday!!!!
Just asking... - January 30, 2008
Is it just us or is Shadow starting to look more and more like an Olsen twin??? Sources tell ...
Are We There Yet? - January 29, 2008
View Larger Map Forget Disneyland! We're going to Pflugerville, TX (Don't say that too fast). ...
Brokeback Mountain: The Sequel - January 27, 2008
Chincho says goodbye to Heath Ledger in this inspiring portrayal of a gay cowboy. Bravo Chinc...
When Britney Gets Out-Britneyed - January 25, 2008
We thought Britney was the Queen of Crazy, but it turns out she is getting beat at her own game...
Crackback Mountain - January 23, 2008
Mr. Heath Ledger was found dead in NYC this afternoon. Chincho believes it had to be drug relat...
Happy MLK Day!!! - January 21, 2008
Like Martin Luther King, Jr., Chincho also has a dream! Except his dream includes an all-you-ca...
Loser of the Week - January 20, 2008
Ace Hardware on W. 18th for "forgetting" to pay their rent!!!! Maybe now they will conver...
Coming Soon!!!!! - January 18, 2008
I want my ChinchTV!!!! Exciting news Chinchomies!!!! Chincho will be making his official vide...
The Devil's Pawn - January 17, 2008
So many of you ask, "How can Chincho afford such nice threads?" Better lock your doors! Chincho...
American I-Dull - January 16, 2008
Ok. We gave Season 7 a shot and well...it kind of sucked! It's the same thing each year. Bad si...
The Dump - January 15, 2008
Chincho may have misread, but he sure didn't misfire! Besides aren't all of the pumping station...
In our thoughts... - January 15, 2008
Chincho's Bible buddy is having some medical issues this evening. Get well soon Father Shadow.
Jaywalkers Beware! - January 13, 2008
A note to impatient yuppies everywhere. Remember to follow all safety laws!!! It's amazing how ...
The Patriot Act - January 11, 2008
Chincho is as American as liver flavored treats. He never skips an opportunity to pay his res...
Loser of the Week - January 10, 2008
Redneck + Loaded Shotgun + Hyper Dog = Bad idea! When the hunter gets hunted! A Houston a...
Introducing: The ChinChia Pet - January 08, 2008
Watch it grow! **Now available at HEB, CVS and other fine retailers.
Just asking... - January 08, 2008
Lionel Richie...a Chia Pet???
Where Were YOU on Sunday??? - January 07, 2008
Mark your calendars Shady Acres. Sunday Worship begins at 11am. Join Chincho, along wit...
Hungry Like The Wolf - January 03, 2008
Above: Amber and Shadow confuse Chincho for a Tootsie Roll Pop. Amber knows just how many licks...
Happy New Year!!!! - January 01, 2008
Happy New Year's everyone! I can't believe 2007 is over. We at Chinchito.com Headquarters feel ...
Black Christmas - January 01, 2008
Chincho would like to THANK YOU all for making his first Christmas in Shady Acres extra speci...
Separated at Birth - December 26, 2007
Left: Chincho about to put a hurtin' on Luther; Right: Ralph Macchio about to do the Okinawa sh...
Merry Chinchmas!!!! - December 24, 2007
Chinc-HO-HO-HO!!!! Chincho is dreaming of a black Christ-MAS. (Note: "Mas" = "More" in Spanis...
Separated at Birth - December 22, 2007
Left: Richard Simmons sweats to the oldies; Right: Marcy sweats to the late 20s
Pugtoria's Secret - December 21, 2007
Above: Chincho models the latest in adult sleep ware (an early Christmas gift from Santa). Ambe...
Black Beauties - December 21, 2007
At the Shady Acres Christmas Brunch, Chincho and Luther were asked not to join in on any of the...
Loser of the Week - December 19, 2007
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee & sons prove that vertical stripes don't necessar...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Chincho - December 18, 2007
Yet another example of black-on-black crime.
Chincho Cares About the Children - December 17, 2007
Will this baby grow up to be a productive member of society or a cold hearted strangler? Only t...
The Porn Identity - December 17, 2007
Fill-In-The-Blank: Luther learned early on that to get ahead, you have to give some ________. ...
The Chinch That Stole Christmas... - December 16, 2007
...and our hearts!
Separated at Birth - December 14, 2007
Left: Salmon Cottage decorates; Right: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Shadow's Baptism - December 12, 2007
It's raining cats and dogs! Chincho attempts to cleanse Shadow of his sins by using an all natu...
Chincho vs. the iPhone - December 11, 2007
Chincho's about had it with that damn phone.
Public Service Announcement - December 11, 2007
The people of Shady Acres have spoken. Surely this was not aimed at any of my neighbors. Right,...
Dil-Don't - December 11, 2007
Do you see what I see? Shady Acres idea of a good time!
Loser of the Week - December 10, 2007
At the 1st Annual Black Pug Gift Exchange, Senor Alex walked away with the evenings most loserr...
The 1st Annual Black Pug Gift Exchange - December 10, 2007
Hello again everyone. Chincho here. I just had to take a moment from my busy schedule to write ...
Bed, Bath and Beyond - December 09, 2007
Count Chocula - December 06, 2007
Chincho visited the ever so popular dog park this past weekend. He heard there was a Witch Doct...
Winter Wonderland: Shady Acres Style - December 04, 2007
With a very tight budget, we asked Chincho to do the impossible: Turn our humble abode into a W...
Loser of the Week - December 03, 2007
Chincho would like to nominate Comcast Scumcast as his first ever Loser of the Week! Tired of p...
Black Pug Down: An Update - December 01, 2007
Not since Marie Osmond fainted on national television has a story of this magnitude hit! Chinch...
Shadow Laments - November 29, 2007
Stay strong Shadow!
Black Pug Down! - November 29, 2007
Fans of Chincho, I come with some bad news. It all started a few weeks ago when Chincho began f...
If Looks Could Kill... - November 26, 2007
I'd be a dead man!
A Feast Fit For A Pug - November 24, 2007
Since so many of you are interested, Chef Chincho's Thanksgiving Feast© went off with...
Happy Thanksgiving! - November 21, 2007
Chincho was confused when we purchased a turkey from Whole Foods. He thought we were going to r...
Just asking... - November 21, 2007
The Ten Commandments state "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Gay Neighbor," but there are some covetous...
Chincho's Word of the Day - November 20, 2007
flout \FLOWT\, transitive verb: 1. To treat with contempt and disregard; to show contempt ...
Checkmate - November 19, 2007
Last night, Chincho was invited to Shady Acres first ever Game Night (Hosted by the "House of B...
Chincho: The New Black! - November 15, 2007
A wise man once said, "A picture is worth a thousand words." However, a picture of Chincho is w...
Sunny & Chincho - November 14, 2007
While most medical professionals warn against lying out in the sun without proper sunblock, Chi...
Separated at Birth - November 13, 2007
Left: Senator Larry Craig; Right: Buzz
Sticks and Stones - November 12, 2007
After watching a disturbing video on PeTA's site, Chincho has converted to Veganism. Those poor...
Big Brother's Watching YOU! - November 11, 2007
Reminder to ALL Shady Acres Residents: Chincho is keeping his eyes on you. Don't think for a si...
Chincho Gets a Buzz Cut! - November 11, 2007
Above: Buzz introduces himself as a lonely out-of-town businessman with spare time and a couple...
Mirror, mirror on the wall... - November 08, 2007
Above: Chincho swears he is looking at his own reflection. He always knew he was white. The rol...
Do you see what I see? - November 07, 2007
If one thing is certain, it's that Chincho sure knows an ass when he sees one!
Hair Don't - November 05, 2007
When bad hair happens to good dogs!
Separated at Birth - November 03, 2007
Left: "Rocky" Dennis from the movie "Mask"; Right: Slaughterhouse's Pumpkin
Chincho From the Block - November 01, 2007
Chincho has met with Jennifer Lopez and he (along with Roberto Cavalli) can confirm that the Pu...
What The ??? - November 01, 2007
Did you all ever see that movie with Cher in it called "Mask?" Is that what this is? Chincho...
And the winner is... - November 01, 2007
The vote is in and CONGRATULATIONS to the "House of Sunshine" (AKA Yellow House) for their pump...
Happy Halloween!!! - October 31, 2007
Happy Halloween everyone from your favorite Shady Acres residents!!!! Chincho will be judgin...
Chincho to join the Technorati. - October 30, 2007
Aside from not really knowing what it means, Chincho's daddy tries to explain that it will help f...
Chincho Finally Proves... - October 30, 2007
That we are not all created equally. Now we know who James Blunt was singing to when he wrote t...
Introducing: The Chinch-O'-Lantern - October 29, 2007
Shady Acres, dost thou have no spirit? Being the trendsetter, Chincho was first on his block to...
The Biggest Losers! - October 28, 2007
If the Texans are to turn things around this season, then they need to do something fast! We th...
"Chincho Looks So Sad": A Response - October 26, 2007
After hearing much concern over his well-being in the now infamous "Bumble Bee" photo, Chinch...
Welcome to Chinchowood! - October 24, 2007
We knew it wouldn't be long before Hollywood came calling. Chincho's Fall Festival costume caus...
Amber's Grill - October 23, 2007
Forget George Foreman! We're all interested in Hussy's grill. Did she get a gold tooth? Oh, no....
Separated at Birth - October 22, 2007
Left: Cover of Blind Melon's self-titled album; Right: Chincho looking dapper in his bumble bee...
When Killer Bees Attack! - October 20, 2007
You've guessed it! Chincho will be an African Killer Bee for Halloween the Fall Festival (Chinc...
Vote NO for the HISD Bonds! - October 18, 2007
After receiving his estimated property tax this week, Chincho became gravely ill! He was sick t...
Chincho's Moment of Truth - October 18, 2007
Not one to take part in heathen rituals, Chincho needed some major convincing from you, his ado...
Chincho: America's Personal Trainer - October 16, 2007
Above: Chincho whips a zaftig Shady Acres resident into shape...Boot Camp style! Somewhere righ...
Chincho's Word of the Day - October 15, 2007
Pug Envy: A disorder commonly found among neighbors of pug owners who mask their jealousy of Ch...
Now I Ain't Sayin' He A Gold Digga'... - October 15, 2007
...but he ain't messin' with no broke puggas!
Voodoo on Chincho! - October 07, 2007
Being a firm believer in forgiveness, Chincho decided to drop in on his always misinformed neig...
Macho, Macho Chincho - October 03, 2007
In response to the negative press, Chincho butches it up the only way he knows how! Take that C...
Chincho's Secret Gay Past Exposed! - October 02, 2007
Above: Ebony & Ivory. Chincho and Bachi tried to get married down at City Hall (Of course, Chin...
Good vs. Evil - September 29, 2007
The line has been drawn! Chincho clearly cannot be swayed to go the evil ways of his wayward ne...
Happy 4th Birthday Chincho! - September 24, 2007
Let the party begin! Hopefully, the neighbors won't call the police! It's going to be wild!!!! ...
Separated at Birth - September 23, 2007
Left: Chincho; Right: Sanford & Son
Where's my money? - September 21, 2007
We are starting to worry that Amber's (AKA Hussy) crush on Chincho may have gone to his head!
Separated at Birth - September 18, 2007
Left: The 2 month old remains of Miss Octopus; Right: The 3.2 million year old remains of Lucy ...
Jive Turkey - September 17, 2007
Hack is whack! Chincho would like to take this time to apologize to all of his fans. As you...
Desperately Seeking Chincho - September 08, 2007
The date: September 2, 2007. The time: Between 8-9 am. Unbeknownst to Chincho, it was a day tha...
Daddy Needs Another Drink! - September 04, 2007
With life's daily pressure comes stress and with that stress comes alcohol - well, at least for...
Chincho's Hero: Leona Helmsley - September 03, 2007
The goddess that is Leona Helmsley passed away August 20th at her lovely estate in Greenwich, ...
Innocent Chincho - August 31, 2007
Aaron: Chincho, any idea how the floor got so scratched up? Chincho: I have no idea! (Not...
Happy Birthday Aaron!!!! - August 28, 2007
Aaron turns 29! Let the countdown to 30 begin! Chincho looks blurred...he couldn't handle fire ...
Chincho & Mike... - August 26, 2007
Re-enact what the trip from Cuba to America must REALLY be like.
Separated at Birth - August 14, 2007
Left: Mr. Roarke and Tattoo from "Fantasy Island"; Right: Chincho and Mike
Chincho on Homeland Security - August 11, 2007
Chincho demonstrates just how easy it is to cross our borders!
Chincho is not one to judge, but... - August 05, 2007
Chincho thought it would be nice if he invited his dear old friend Noodle Anne to the dog par...
Out With the Old and In With the New! - July 29, 2007
Chincho wastes no time! Still distressed over the rumored suicide of Miss Octopus, Chincho cozi...
RIP: Miss Octopus - July 28, 2007
7/24/07-07/28/07. After 4 glorious days, Miss Octopus has suffered the same fate as Tammy Faye ...
Chincho Gets A Bigger Seat! - July 24, 2007
Chincho would rather be in the front seat...driving!
In our thoughts... - July 22, 2007
Eddie, a friend from West Texas, was spade this morning. She is in our thoughts as we wish her ...
Introducing: Miss Octopus - July 22, 2007
Miss Octopus has been spending a lot of time with our dear Chincho lately. In addition to the p...
Thank You! - July 22, 2007
Chincho received his first fan letter from a lovely young lady in Spring, TX! Thank you Miss Ke...
A Lil' Chincho Lovin' - July 22, 2007
Chincho cuddles with his new BFF...Miss Octopus. Details about her troubled past will soon follow!
Separated at Birth - July 12, 2007
Left: Tootie from "Facts of Life"; Right: Chincho
Chincho Brings Back the 70's! - July 12, 2007
Summer Love - July 11, 2007
Yay. The rain has passed. I can play outdoors again!
What Dead Bird?!? - July 10, 2007
With all of the rain the last two weeks, Aaron and I had to get pretty creative to help pass th...
Rain, Rain Go Away! - July 07, 2007
I want everyone to know that I will be back very soon with more exciting adventures. Mother Nat...
The Jumping Black Bean - June 24, 2007
It's a bird....It's a plane....No, it's Chincho! His heart is in it! Unfortunately, his m...
Chincho Primps! - June 24, 2007
Checking himself out before a hot date!
Chincho's First Haircut! - June 23, 2007
What do you think of Chincho's new summer 'do?
Chincho & Mike... - June 22, 2007
Pose for the cover of Pug Monthly! Eat your heart out Angelina Jolie!
When Chincho Attacks! - June 21, 2007
When Chincho wants a treat... You better listen or face the consequences. Mike had to learn ...
Separated at Birth - June 14, 2007
Chincho does his best Joker impersonation!
Introducing: Mr. Apple Muttini - June 11, 2007
Chincho met Mr. Apple Muttini (Street Name: Dirty A.M.) during his stint behind bars. They are ...
Chincho Locked Up! - June 11, 2007
Upset at all the media attention surrounding Paris, Chincho decided to get himself arrested and...
Missing: Mr. Dinosaur - June 11, 2007
Where is Mr. Dinosaur?!? He was last seen leaving the Adult Bookstore on I-10 last Thursday. Co...
Introducing: Dr. Piggy - June 11, 2007
Dr. Piggy is one of Chincho's nearest and dearest friends. Rumors have it that they messed arou...
Chincho Shows Off... - June 04, 2007
His backseat moves. What lady pug could resist?
Chincho & Aaron... - June 03, 2007
Relive their glory days of ice skating dominance.
Chincho Loved Memorial Park - June 03, 2007
C'mon! Just 5 more minutes! Seriously, Chincho, it's time to go!
Chincho's Plymouth Rock - June 03, 2007
Chincho made sure to leave a little something for Barbara.
A Handsome Couple - June 03, 2007
Chincho and Aaron agree that this photo should be included in all of the "Welcome to Houston" g...
Chincho & Mike... - June 03, 2007
Act out a scene from "Gone With the Wind" (Chincho as Scarlett, of course).
How to NOT Take a Picture - June 03, 2007
Chincho vs. Houston Heat - June 03, 2007
The heat won!
Chincho Contemplates a Skinny Dip! - June 02, 2007
Hmmm...should I or shouldn't I?!?!? Chincho's fear of public pool urination far outweighed t...
It's a Family Affair! - June 02, 2007
Oh, what a joyous occasion! Chincho and all of his relatives gathered together this past Saturd...
Pug Meetup! - May 29, 2007
Just a reminder that there is a Pug Meetup at Danny Jackson Dog Park (Just inside the loop and ...
Introducing: Mr. Dinosaur! - May 28, 2007
Mr. Dinosaur was found wandering the mean streets of Houston (AKA 18th Street). Like Mr. Carrot...
Chincho & Mike... - May 28, 2007
Run from HPD.
RIP: Mr. Carrot - May 28, 2007
It's been a tough month! First Chincho loses his buddy, the late Rev. Falwell, then a few day...
Chincho Models... - May 28, 2007
This Summer's Must-Have Accessory: Pink Socks!
Chincho & Mike... - May 28, 2007
Exchange dirty jokes!
Chincho's Book Club! - May 28, 2007
This Summer's Must-Read: This novel has it all! Adventure, scandel, romance. Pick up your copy...
I'm Baaack! - May 28, 2007
Hello everyone. I have been super busy (partying with Landsay Lohan) and have not had time to upd...
Too Cute For You! - May 08, 2007
Am I precious or what???
Chincho Presents: You Make the Call! - May 03, 2007
Soft day bed or oversized chew toy? Vote now!!!
Sherlock Chincholmes - May 02, 2007
It began as a typical routine Tuesday morning. I started my day at 4am. Aaron was not so thrill...
Don't Play with Your Food! - May 02, 2007
Is that Mr. Carrot or are you just happy to see me?
Goodbye Troubled Past and Hello Kitty! - May 02, 2007
Chincho's Shameful Past Exposed! - May 02, 2007
Before Paris, Lindsay and Britney, there was only one overexposed celebrity! What a sassy ...
Chincho Walking Mike - May 01, 2007
After Chincho walks Mike, he plans on teaching Mike to fetch.
A Day at Hermann Park - May 01, 2007
Chincho Cruisin' - May 01, 2007
Wherever I go, Chincho goes. Mike and I purchased Chincho a car seat for our many trips to Pe...
Chincho as a Damsel in Distress - May 01, 2007
Chincho did not like sharing the attention with "Baby" and so he decided to faint. He was inspi...
Meeting Cousin Kelsey & Her "Baby" - April 30, 2007
We took Chincho to meet him Cousin Kelsey (AKA Babysitter -- for when Mike and I go on vacatio...
First Visit to Bark Park - April 30, 2007
The second Saturday that we had Chincho, there was a pug meetup at Bark Park. We learned that...
Chincho's Daily Regimen - April 30, 2007
Chincho begins and ends his day with a nice stroll around the block. The afternoon is spent ...
Chincho's First Shower - April 30, 2007
Chincho, being a fan of all things dry, does not like the chilly sensation that comes from af...
Meet Chincho - April 29, 2007
Chincho is a 4 year old Pug that Mike and I adopted from Pug Hearts, located in Houston, TX. ...
The Emancipation of Chincho - April 29, 2007
Mike and I had been wanting a dog for quite some time; however, the timing was never right. W...

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